forthegothicheroine:

maedhrys:

semianonymity:

I think the next fandom trend should be combining stock AUs. Imagine!:

  • Cops AU plus Hogwarts AU equals Wizard Buddy Cops, subtext, and as many wand jokes as you can make
  • A high school AU, only it’s high school in the future featuring space station hijinks and/or alien invasion, mixed in with serious concerns about who’s going with who to prom
  • The coffee shop AU, liberally spiced up with interactions with a mirror world where the heroes become the villains and vice versa—and can the adorably dorky new barista figure out how to make the perfect latte art and keep her girlfriend from falling in love with her eviler, sexier doppelganger?
  • Noir detective pirate AU, and the difficulties of solving gritty crime on the high seas
  • Vampire Western AU, and the challenges of cattle rustling on the sunny plains of the wild west, and making sure that none of those damned suckers take out any of pa’s herd again!
  • Prohibition-era speakeasy AU with fairy tale AU featuring the complications of being secretly magical and smuggling when you can’t actually lie
  • Okay, coffee shop AU + ANYTHING is hilarious to me
  • Regency coffee shop AU
  • Vampire coffee shop AU (BARTENDING IN THE DARK)
  • Gym rat vampire AU—getting pumped and drinking blood
  • Mermaid college AU

oh gosh yes

  • space pirates AU
  • Regency superhero AU
  • coffee shop dystopian AU
  • 1940s fairy tale AU
  • Western AU + aliens
  • high school AU + smuggling
  • space AU + domestic, first apartment, etc
  • Hogwarts AU + struggling musicians

Send me a fandom (pairing optional) and one of these AUs and I will write it.  Dead serious.

(via xekstrin)

giftieart:

I actually found it rather upsetting seeing such a vibrant, energetic and strong character in a wheelchair with obvious depression, in a way the it kind of hit close to home.
Finale messed me up bro.

giftieart:

I actually found it rather upsetting seeing such a vibrant, energetic and strong character in a wheelchair with obvious depression, in a way the it kind of hit close to home.

Finale messed me up bro.

(via thesimplethings1)

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

(via mondo-s)

kronos-keeper:

tinaconte:

underscorex:

mma-gifs:

Sport Science S02E11: World’s Toughest Woman (June/21/2009)

"Gina can land all 8 blows in a blistering 3 seconds. And how much does this maelstrom combine to generate? An amazing 4,800 pounds of force. That’s like a North Pacific giant octopus pounding you with all 8 of it’s arms. Translation: In 3 seconds, Gina could brake your ribs, give you a concussion, shatter your nose, rupture your spleen, cause internal bleeding, and put you down for the count."

but women can’t be superheroes

I want to be her.

ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW THIS SHIT. 

(via onlylolgifs)

pajamaben:

GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

(via mondo-s)

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

y0ur-serendipity:

irainonyourparade:

kelseyclimbingmountains:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

For the laughs. Interested who’s showing me some loving too…

This should be interesting

PLS

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